"If God had wanted you to wear earrings, He'd have made you a girl." --Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman (D)
Correction: Last week's column mistakenly misidentified a source. The European Commission president is Romano Prodi, not Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (correction notice in the Prague Post)
"I like when the enemy shoots at me; then I know where the bastards are and can kill them." --Gen. George Patton
"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." --Gen. George S. Patton Back to top