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"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
- Peter Griffin (_The Family Guy_), while riding an elephant

"Women, can't live with 'em.... Pass the beer nuts."
--Norm Peterson
Cheers

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
--Arthur Carlson
WKRP In Cincinnati

It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten.
Principal Snyder, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
-Gen. George S. Patton, _Patton_

"It's pathetic. All of your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons." -- Elaine, _Seinfeld_

[talking about Malcolm's class picnic]
Malcolm: There won't be any meat. They all decided they didn't want to eat anything that has a mother.
Dewey: Cousin Nancy doesn't have a mother.
Lois: That's right. She has two daddies.
Reese: Two guys as your parents? That house has to be a dude's paradise!
-Malcolm in the Middle